sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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