Plan B is the new Plan A
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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