but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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