Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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