Buhtt sex?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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