Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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