that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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