i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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