And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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