Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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