so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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