That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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