i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Holy sore nipples Batman
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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