i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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