he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Randomize
