Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
