So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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