and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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