I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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