So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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