Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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