I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
