I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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