hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.