You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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