Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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