Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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