She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
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And my parents said I crawled through the house
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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