Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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