im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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