you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
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No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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