I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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