I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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