I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Randomize