its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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