was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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