week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
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i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
You were trust falling into bushes
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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