Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
They took my balls.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
