I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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