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Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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