It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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