do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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