you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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Don't worry. I has chaperone.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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