ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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