Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
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