he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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