is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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