If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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