I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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