Pants 0. Shit 1.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
