508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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