Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Randomize
