what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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