i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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