Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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