A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This is not my ceiling
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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